Beer pong champions test their stamina — and sobriety

January 11, 2012, Las Vegas Weekly, Entertainment

“Keep your focus, and keep sober.” That is the key to beer pong glory, at least, according to Ross “the Boss” Hampton. And he should know, having been one half of Seek ’N Destroy, this year’s World Series of Beer Pong champions and the event’s 2012 MVP.

Yes, it was binge-drinking season again last week, when 450 of the world’s finest competitive beer pong duos descended upon Las Vegas to compete in the seventh annual World Series at the Flamingo Las Vegas. Teams comprising bros and dudes filled the room, all vying to take that victory stumble around the hallowed arena, collect the $50,000 grand prize—and a place in sports immortality.

It’s hard to describe the atmosphere at the World Series of Beer Pong to someone who has never experienced it, but I’ll give it a shot. You know that guy in college who always took beer pong a little too seriously? That guy who disputed every cup and over-celebrated every shot? That guy who’d get so heated after losing that no one else could have a good time? Yeah, that guy. Well, if you gathered almost a thousand of them in a convention room, set up a three-day tournament and put their egos on steroids, you would have the World Series of Beer Pong.

This year’s tournament was fraught with rule disputes, fights, damage to Flamingo property, flipped tables and even a few tears. But that shouldn’t take away from Seek ’N Destroy’s impressive tournament run. The champs made it to the final table with a 21-0 record and “the Boss” shooting 9-for-9 in the last game of the best-of-three finals. Even if they had to take a couple of breaks during the match to partake in a screaming duel with a heckling fan and take a bathroom break.

Don’t get me wrong, I love beer pong. I think it is one of, if not, the greatest drinking games ever invented. And the World Series of Beer Pong is harmless. If nothing else, it gives aged frat boys a chance to reclaim freshman year and maybe go a little overboard. Which also means it has found the perfect home here in Las Vegas.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2012/jan/11/beer-pong-champions-test-their-stamina—-and-sobr/

5 things I didn’t write in my notebook at the World Series of Beer Pong


January 7, 2012 Las Vegas Weekly, Entertainment

Thoughts from Wednesday’s championship at the Flamingo.

1. Forget eHarmony, this is where you come to find a classy ladyfriend.

2. Not everyone could win, but at least everyone was a good sport. No one flipped tables, started fights, punched a hole in the wall or cried after losing.

3. And former mayor Oscar Goodman said we needed to build a new stadium to attract championship level games.

4. Champion Matthew “White Boy” White’s breaks during the final table to partake in a yelling match with a heckling fan and to use the bathroom were actually deeply calculated psychological attacks on the opposing team, not a by-product of playing beer pong for three days straight.

5. Their mothers must be so proud.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2012/jan/07/5-things-i-didnt-write-my-notebook-world-series-be/

Five thoughts on last night’s David Bazan show at Beauty Bar

December 9, 2011, Las Vegas Weekly, Noise

1. Beauty Bar’s back patio is packed with a mix of Downtown scenesters, a handful of aging indie-rock fans … and two rodeo cowboys in boots, flannel and ten-gallon hats, who apparently wandered off the Fremont Street Experience’s safe path.

2. Three fantastic songs in before the ex-Pedro the Lion leader even takes a breath to thank the crowd. Luckily, he doesn’t have to say much—this set speaks for itself. It’s surprising that Bazan’s brand of faith-based rock is so well received by the seemingly heathen audience.

3. Bazan draws a name for a free ticket to David Bazan headlining shows for life. Hands-down, best concert giveaway of 2011.

4. Maybe it’s just as well Bazan hasn’t been speaking much. “The last time I was here [in Vegas] I realized I didn’t like it here, and we didn’t mean to come back.” Looks like that lifetime fan will have to travel to redeem his prize.

5. Bazan seems happier with our hometown—and apparently skeptical of the host venue’s calculator abilities, when he Tweets about the experience later in the night. “To the 80 … er … I mean 140 wonderful people who came out to our Vegas show tonite: U WERE AWESOME!! We’ll be back! (but F*CK the Beauty Bar!)” Testify, David.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/dec/09/five-thoughts-david-bazan-beauty-bar/

Concert review: Foster the People at Cosmopolitan pool

October 26, 2011, Las Vegas Weekly, Noise

Congratulations to Book & Stage’s first graduates, Foster the People. The indie-popsters have progressed from moderately attended free shows in the Cosmo’s lounge to the next stage of their careers, performing for a sold-out crowd at the hotel’s larger Boulevard Pool venue.

A sea of rolled skinny jeans, plunging V-necks and “pumped up kicks” packed the pool deck for Foster the People’s final North American tour stop. Now with a huge radio hit (“Pumped Up Kicks”) and a more established fanbase, nothing about FTP’s performance felt reminiscent of this past spring’s mild four-day Vegas residency. The trio seemed far more confident, showing off a tighter sound and a noticeable increase in overall production.

Credit for the improvement shouldn’t fall solely on the band. As frontman Mark Foster, bassist Cubbie Fink and percussionist Mark Pontius played through most of freshman album Torches, the crowd showed off its lyrical knowledge and enthusiasm for deeper cuts such as “Helena Beat” and “Call It What You Want,” singing along word-for-word and adding to the mood.

Foster, who took ownership of the stage with his unique and versatile pipes, also took a few moments out to fill fans in on FTP’s mission. “To us music is cool, but helping people is cooler,” he said. The band toured from coast to coast in its “Do Good Bus,” lending a hand in each city along the route. In Las Vegas last week, the trio helped out at Tonopah Community Garden and the Las Vegas Rescue Mission homeless shelter.

Of course, Foster the People capped the night with “Pumped Up Kicks,” a perfect way to close out the summer concert series at one of Las Vegas’ best outdoor music venues.

The Details

Foster the People

Three and a half stars

October 20, Cosmopolitan pool

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/oct/26/concert-review-foster-people/

Five things I wrote in my notebook at Foster the People

October 21, 2011, Las Vegas Weekly, Noise

Full review of the band’s Thursday night Cosmo concert to come in this week’s print edition of Las Vegas Weekly, but for now …

1. October 2011 sold-out Cosmopolitan Boulevard Pool deck show > March 2011 moderately attended Book & Stage gigs.

2. With all the hipsters here, who’s Occupying Urban Outfitters?

3. Proud to report concert attendees sang along to more than just “Pumped Up Kicks.” Freshman album = success.

4. Bandmates volunteering free time at Vegas homeless shelter and community gardens, or fostering the people, if you will. I thought meaningful band monikers died with Hoobastank.

5. Foster’s set time totaled one hour, same as the wait time after the opening act. Here’s hoping for continued quality content on their next record—and thus, lengthier future performances.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/oct/21/five-things-i-wrote-my-notebook-foster-people/

Neon Reverb: Chris’ Saturday Journal

September 12, 2011, Las Vegas Weekly, Off the Record

I walked into Downtown’s Gypsy Den at 9 p.m., just as veteran Vegas punk band, Holding Onto Sound began slamming into its Neon Reverb set. Nestled in the heart of the Arts District, the Den mimics an old-world caravan, converting train cars into a stage and a desert lot into a sand-filled carnie party. Any excuse to spend a night amid beer vendors who look like snake-oil salesmen is fine by me, but I was especially exciting to hit up the venue for a punk rock show.

I was curious to see how a punk opener would grease up an audience primed for a headlining hip-hop performance, but HOTS had the formula down right. The crowd, a mixture of too-cool-to-let-loose hipsters, I-came-to-get-rowdy collegians, a few eager-for-acceptance high schoolers (yes, it was all-ages) and the occasional passing homeless person, supported to the trio’s dynamic lineup. A crew of HOTS supporters even tried to get a moshpit going, the sincerest form of punk flattery.

As HOTS wrapped its set with a crash of distortion and feedback, I made my way to the venue’s entrance to check out the smartly parked Sin City Wings ’n Things food truck. One of the newest additions to Vegas’ ever-expanding mobile food family, Sin City Wings did not disappoint. Chef Bobby even took a break from slathering “Goodman Sauce” on perfectly portioned tenders to let me in on the food truck’s secret tipping policy: A buck or two in the jar will get you a hearty “Thundercats Ho!” staff holler, and you might just find an extra wing or two in your order.

With buffalo sauce still on my face and a cheap beer in hand, I followed my ears to the tune of Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” back to the stage. There I found a sea of fist-pumpers, as headliner OLI began its official release performance for new record, Fake the Love. OLI, short for Outside Looking In, featured flawless delivery, though most of its set was spent spitting obscene lyrics, directing chants of “Wu Tang” and yelling over one-another. No matter, the rap trio had the masses entranced, crowd-surfing over fans and even “making it rain” as they played raunchy jams like “F*ck Retards” and “Your Beauty’s So Disgusting.” For me, the climax was seeing a guest spot from local hip-hopper Hassan.

After playing the entirety of the new record, OLI got called back for an encore performance and was joined by a self-proclaimed “hype man” … the elementary-aged daughter of one of the crew’s members. All in all, it might not been my scene, but there’s no doubting the overflowing energy shared by Saturday night’s assortment of performers and attending vagrants.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/off-the-record/2011/sep/11/neon-reverb-chris-saturday-journal/

Neon Reverb: Chris’ Friday Journal

September 11, 2011, Las Vegas Weekly, Off The Record

Before Friday night, everything I knew about Downtown club Azul Tequila came from peering over its open-air venue while walking down the stairs of the El Cortez parking garage as it played host to over-the-top fiestas. I’d heard traditional Latin and even Mariachi music pouring over the walls as women with flowers in their hair and men in cowboy hats made their way inside the blue-hued nightclub. So I was excited to experience the Latin hotspot while checking out Neon Reverb’s Hip-Hop Roots and Reggae Roots showcase.

Entering Azul, I was greeted with an enormous outdoor stage, spacious bar and the beats of Oregon’s DJ Nykon pumping through the crisp sound-system. Neon Reverb ambassador and hip-hop artist S5 played host, introducing the seven acts and keeping energy levels high during downtime. Attendees trickled in as the evening progressed, but it seemed as if they all belonged to at least one performer’s entourage. I was quick to learn the Las Vegas hip-hop crowd travels in a herd with a sincere sense of community.

The show was kicked off by Portland native Iame, who admits his name, pronounced “I am e,” is often mistaken for “Lame.” The night continued to pick up momentum from there, with the Roots Showcase maintaining a positive vibe emanating from artists and attendees.

The next group to take the stage, JLC, actually featured the night’s jack-of-all-trades organizer HighDro, who split time between managing the event, performing as half of JLC and guesting with reggae troupe Tierra Buena. JLC, short for Jagged Leaf Clover, also featured rapper Shamrock. Their give-and-go old-school flow was easily one of the evening’s highlights.

Dallas artist and anticipated act Anonymous Culture followed, joined by his personal DJ for a clubby and energetic performance. Using narrative stylings, Anonymous’ lyrics included tales of his most shining moments, “Ya’ll wanna hear a story about a time I got drunk?” The snazzy, suit-wearing out-of-towner certainly put his own spin on the rap scene.

Local band Tierra Buena brought the show’s reggae component. The group’s chilled-out style, with definite Sublime and Marley influences and running guitar solos, fit the evening’s mix nicely. TB closed its first of two sets with the crowd-pleasing carefree jam, “Free Your Mind.”

As Southern California’s Literates took the stage, they quickly broke down the positive energy the previous artists had worked to build. With a style similar to Eminem’s pill-influenced albums, their harsh delivery was an obvious clash with the night’s mood.

But not even that buzzkill could hold down the headliners, local favorites Phil A. and Hassan, who were front and center for every performer before taking the stage themselves. Their laid-back style, full of pop-culture references and self-deprecating lyrics, was a fitting cap to the night’s hip-hop, followed by one last reggae jam session with Tierra Buena.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/off-the-record/2011/sep/11/neon-reverb-chris-friday-journal/

Maryland Parkway Music Fest gets points for trying

September 8, 2011, Las Vegas Weekly, Noise

Last weekend’s Maryland Parkway Music Festival presented a variety of performers—local bands, poets, upcoming national acts—at three locations along one of Las Vegas’ historic roadways. But with stages barely large enough to house the entertainers, inadequate sound equipment and rocky show flow, the festival has some major kinks to work out before attempting a second such event.

A few white plastic chairs, surrounded by a hodgepodge of local vendors, set the scene for festival attendees—who appeared largely to be veteran art and entertainment scene supporters, rather than the targeted college-aged demographic. Organizers repeatedly showcased the bands, restaurants and vendors during unorganized transitional announcements.

The three-day street festival wrapped up Sunday, nestled amongst strip malls and vacant storefronts on a blocked-off Harmon Avenue across from UNLV. One bright spot: Michigan-based bluegrass troupe Frontier Ruckus. Giving that band an outlet to perform in Las Vegas is almost reason enough to forgive the event’s many inadequacies.

The idea behind the festival—giving talented artists a platform for awareness while feeding new entertainment to culture-starved residents of the University District—is fantastic in concept. If organizers hope for increased traffic to the Parkway, they’ll need to step up their overall execution significantly.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/sep/08/maryland-parkway-music-fest-gets-points-trying/

Chatting with Frontier Ruckus banjoist David Jones

August 31, 2011, Las Vegas Weekly, Noise

What are your expectations of your first Las Vegas show?

I’m excited. It’s a free show and it’s outdoors, so I hope it’s gonna be a great show. I always have this picture in my mind of how a show is going to turn out and I’m always wrong, so I really don’t know what to expect.

Since you guys tour so much, which city/state/country has the best road food?

In the past we’ve done more fast food, but we’ve been trying to stay away from that [lately]. We prefer local restaurants and hidden gems. There’s this one place in Boise, Idaho, called Merritt’s Country Cafe that calls itself the “Home of the Scones”—the scone is basically deep-fried dough slathered in gravy. It’s the most decadent, unhealthy and delicious meal.

The band has said that its most recent songs have a reoccurring theme of “obsolete technological devices and their implied emotional baggage.” What does that mean?

(Laughs) I think we’re going through a ’90s nostalgia kick—large TV remotes, big portable phones with big antennas, those sorts of things—because they stack up and gather the same way memories do. In the past our songs have generally been about growing up in Metro Detroit, and I think these songs have been more focused on our individual lives and memories.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/aug/31/chatting-frontier-ruckus-banjoist-david-jones/

Changes at the Palms Lounge are opening it up to both local and national acts

July 27, 2011, Las Vegas Weekly, Noise

On the surface, the Lounge at the Palms has all the makings of a traditional casino lounge: It’s dimly lit, with velvet stage curtains and cafè-style seating. But tonight, comparisons end there. The venue is full for a Tuesday, with locals filling the seats and Vegas alt-rock band Elephant Doorstep onstage.

Lounge has been a four-letter word in the music community for years—a place where stale cover bands perform the same routine nightly and twice on weekends. But lately, Las Vegas casinos (here’s looking at you, Cosmo) have seen quality, mid-level acts that would normally bypass the city altogether playing their ballrooms and lounges.

A year ago, a scene like last Tuesday’s would have seemed out-of-place inside the Palms Lounge, where British crooner Matt Goss used to hold court every weekend, flanked by writhing, barely dressed dancers known as The Dirty Virgins. These days, it’s more songwriters and less sizzle.

In the nine months since Michael Goodwin took over as Entertainment Director at the Palms he’s taken strides to reinvent the concept of a traditional lounge and create a new program for live entertainment. His changes have transformed the Lounge into a venue intimately suited for both local and national acts.

“We shifted our booking style to more of a variety of acts without permanent headliners,” Goodwin says. “Plus [we strive for] a daily variety in the types of acts we book, mixing live music, electronic and stand-up comedy.” After finding success with mini-residencies, such as the recent six-week run of Joey McIntyre of New Kids on the Block, the Lounge has made an effort to include local groups as well. “I’m impressed by the local talent pool and the jobs they do to get their fans out to support them. I give credit to the Downtown scene for spawning that talent,” Goodwin says. Halloween Town, Dusty Sunshine and Home Cookin’ are just a few of the Vegas bands who’ve played the Lounge thus far, with Red Eye Radio up next on July 29. NoCal alt-rockers Dredg play the venue one night later.

Web Link: http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/jul/27/palms-lounge-transforming-outlet-national-acts/